jesse

On a lively day there was a little town in I-hate-school-Ville there was a cool as kid, his name was Jesse he was so cool because he had the best stone, it was a green one. Nobody has ever seen such a cool stone but somebody wanted it, his name was Bang-bang-do-do, he was a bad person. He killed an ant. Jesse was walking to school and some gangsters came up to him and asked “cool rock can i have it?” Jesse said “no man, I will kill you if you touch it, ok”, Bang-band-do-do said “like to see you try” and ripped out a gun and capped him in the ass, the anther gangster ran away then Bang-bang-do-do came up to him and said “give me the rock or i will kill you”, “what mate you think you can kill me?” “I have a gun man what you got?” “I have got a stick, ha ha ha ha” then Bang-bang-do-do hit Jesse with the stick, he was knocked out, Jesse woke up... “Where am I?” “You are in my house, (laughing out loud) you live in a box”, “shut up kid, i want that rock now”, “I’m not going to give it to you and what do you want it for anyway?” “So i can take over the world” “what with a green rock?” “It is not just a green rock; it opens a door to a room”. (laughing out loud) “yeah most doors go into rooms”, “shut up” “or what? are you going to kill me?” “You need the rock, remember” “ok you tell me, i can have the rock then i can touch it and I won’t die,” “well that’s too bad for you” “I will give it to you if you give me a blue rock and you can have the green one?” “Ok here you go, cool now I have got a blue rock ok, I want the green one now, ok you can have the green rock, here you go, yes now I can take over the world! He put it in the machine... THEN nothing nothing at all, damn it, the rock should have mad me super strong, sucks to be you huh?! Ok you can go now, ok bye loser....media type="file" key="bang bang dodo.mp3"